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Thursday, June 24, 2010

D Day I know What is SPR

Wah...When I first first know when I will be posted, I am so ki teong where I will be send to. I always imagine some deep deep jungle waiting for me and I need to live like Tarzan's life. I am so scare of crossing river because there are crocodile here and there in Sarawak river. Every now and then sure got people become crocs' meal.

Lucky me, I got it just 25km from my home so I am si beh happy. (Yeah, no need crossing river. Haha.) But very soon, I find out my school is SPR so I start to wonder...

Hmmm...
SPR - Suruhan Pencegah Rasuah?
- Suruhan Pilihan Raya?

and bla bla la......
But nothing I can think of that got connection with schools.

End up the real meaning is Sekolah Prestasi Rendah. Wah, I think d government really creative until name it SPR.....

But never mind, with my full determination and my loso kungfu. Think is no problem for me to educate these people. Its just like Malaysia stock during 1997 and I will be d savior to bring these students towards Malaysia 2020. Haha...Then I can become si beh lihai teacher lia...


I teach and teach every day, loso as much as possible.....Finally exam coming and I am so excited to mark my paper. While I look through the paper, I wonder how come d paper is so clean and just like brand new. Walao, are these students answering or not? Why look like playing Toto, cincai put one number and hope will kena 1. So you know la, gambling 10 times sure 9 time is losing. So every 10 papers I mark, only 1 survivor......That night I mark till my cold sweat also come out....Die lia, I wonder am I teaching properly or not....


So in d next day, I quick quick do some investigation to see whether other classes did that bad as well. End up, it has been like this for almost seven years lia....OMG, how to become savior ? Recently my school is top 4 again but counted from behind.....Haiz, how loso teacher going to win this tough battle?

Saturday, June 19, 2010

The day is coming

Haha...Can you guess which day Mr Loso most fear of? Try think what day will make a new teacher like me feel so uncomfortable. May be you will think of government interview, exam and other stuff that I have it all done d....Haha...

Well, it is d day seeing parents la. Its not my first time though but I am still kinda blur to say anything to parents. If I loso too much, may be both the student and parent feel so sien. If I didn't loso out d truth, I feel so wrong also... Haiz, still consider what to say seeing all the marks red red like that...

Just to let you know how poor these students did for study. Out of the whole class 37 students, only 3 manage to pass mathematics. So, here I put some option la...Pls do help me to pick 1.

Should I say
A. Encik, anak encik ada sikit "______", banyak kena usaha lagi...Belajar kuat kuat.

Or

B. Saya tengok anak encik memang ada usaha tapi nampaknya usahanya tak cukup lagi, kena banyak lagi usaha.

Or

C. Anak encik suka cakap dalam kelas, rokok, pukul, kerja rumah tak buat dan apa tak diajar semua pandai tapi hanya study tak pandai.

Or

D. Saya rasa anak encik perlu fikir baik-baik sama ada dia ni mau belajar, asyik kacau kawan dan tidak bekejasama semasa P&P.


Haha...If I pick C or D, think I will create more enemy than friends. So most probably I think I will pick A or B. But this some what not saying the truth about d student's behavior. What do you think? Should I speak d truth or not?

Mr Loso loso finish liao.....

Friday, June 18, 2010


Walk one step see one step….
Mr Loso come out loso again….Long long time ago before Mr Loso turn into Loso Teacher…I use to dream driving BMW, Mercedes, Sport car and bla bla bla…


These are what I called car...........



Now I end up driving Proton Saga which I last time name it 笨蛋傻瓜 or it means stupid egg dumb melon ……!@#$%^&*



Living in big house and no worry for $$$....In fact now I everyday need to save $$$, safe safe spend so that I not pokai end of the month…Pay my poor car spend almost half my pay, not to say the car I dream of….Haha…..Why different so much from dream one?
Feel much better after loso out....Haha

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Some funny and interesting commercials....Can't stop laughing..





Take a look at these funny commercials


Kung Fu Baby




Thailand style Forest Gump




Funny baby
Funny scene capture
Haha...See this ex president read book...


See the bottom...Got hand phone...

During those time got aeroplane already.....


Do you think you can shoot without pulling trigger???
Cut cut cut...Hide your watch la...

These the reasons why teachers so stressful nowadays
......






Monday, June 14, 2010

Tips for a better life......
1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
3. Sleep for 7 hours.
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Play more games.
6. Read more books than you did in 2007.
7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
11. Drink plenty of water.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
14. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
15. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
16. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
17. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
18. Smile and laugh more.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Don't compare your partner with others.
24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
25. Forgive everyone for everything.
26.. What other people think of you is none of your business.
27. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
28. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
29. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
30. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
31. The best is yet to come.
32. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
33. Do the right thing!
34. Call your family often.
35. Your inner most is always happy. So be happy.
36. Each day give something good to others.
37. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
人 啊!



沒錢的時候, 養豬;

有錢的時候,養狗。


沒錢的時候,在家裡吃野菜;

有錢的時候,在酒店吃野菜。


沒錢的時候,在馬路上騎自行車;

有錢的時候,在客廳裡騎自行車。


沒錢的時候想結婚;

有錢的時候想離婚。


沒錢的時候老婆兼秘書;

有錢的時候秘書兼老婆。


沒錢的時候假裝有錢;

有錢的時候假裝沒錢。


人 啊,都不講實話:


說股票是毒品,都在玩;

說金錢是罪惡,都在撈;

說美女是禍水,都想要;

說 高處不勝寒,都在爬;

說煙酒傷身體,就不戒;

說天堂最美好,都不去
!!!

當今 社會,窮吃肉,富吃蝦,領導幹部吃王八;

男想高,女想瘦,狗穿衣裳人露肉;


過去把第一次留給 丈夫;

現在把第一胎留給丈夫。


鄉下早晨雞叫人,

城裡
上 人叫雞;

舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身,

新社會演員賣身不賣藝。



人生是什麼
?
4 4 , ...
, ?
快樂好相處比較重要啦!


1
出場亮相
10
功課至上
20
春心盪漾
30
職場對抗
40
身材發胖
50
打 打麻將
60
老當益壯
70
常常健忘
80
搖搖晃晃
90
迷失方向
100
掛在牆上

祝大家愉快,好好做人!
LOVE
爱的感觉,总是在一开始觉得很甜蜜,
总觉得多一个人陪、多一个人帮你分担,
你终於不再孤单了,至少有一个人想著你、恋著你,
不论做什么事情,
只要能一起,就是好的,
但是慢慢的,随著彼此的认识愈深,
你开始发现了对方的缺点,
於是问题一个接著一个发生,
你开始烦、累,甚至想要逃避,
有人说爱情就像在捡石头,
总想捡到一个适合自己的,
但是你又如何知道什么时候能够捡到呢?
*她适合你,那你又适合她吗?
其实,爱情就像磨石子一样,
或许刚捡到的时候,你不是那么的满意,
但是记住人是有弹性的,
很多事情是可以改变的,
只要你有心、有勇气,
与其到处去捡未知的石头,
还不如好好的将?


*在某个聚餐的场合, 有人提议多吃点虾子对身体好, 这时候有个中年男人忽然说「十年前,当我老婆还是我的女朋友的时候,她说要吃十只虾,我就剥二十只给她! 现在,如果她要我帮她剥虾壳,开玩笑!我连帮她脱衣服都没兴趣了,还剥虾壳咧!

*听到了吗?明白了吗?
难怪越来越多人只想要谈一辈子的恋爱,却迟迟不肯走入婚姻。
因为,婚姻容易让人变得懒惰。
如果每个人都
懒得讲话、
懒得倾听、
懒得制造惊喜、
懒得温柔体贴,
那么夫妻或是情人之间,
又怎么会不渐行渐远渐无声呢?
所以请记住:
有活力的爱情,
是需要适度殷勤灌溉的,
谈恋爱,更是不可以偷懒的喔!

*有一对情侣,相约下班後去用餐、逛街,可是女孩因为公司会议而延误了, 当她冒著雨赶到的时候已经迟到了30多分钟, 他的男朋友很不高兴的说: 你每次都这样,现在我甚么心情也没了, 我以後再也不会等你了! 刹那间,女孩终於决堤崩溃了, 她心里在想:或许,他们再也没有未来了

*同样的在同一个地点,另一对情侣也面临同样的处境; 女孩赶到的时候也迟到了半个钟头,他的男朋友说:我想你一定忙坏了吧! 接著他为女孩拭去脸上的雨水,并且脱去外套盖在女孩身上, 此刻,女孩流泪了, 但是流过她脸颊的泪却是温馨的。

你体会到了吗?
*其实爱、恨往往只是在我们的一念之间!

爱不仅要懂得宽容更要及时, 很多事可能只是在於你心境的转变罢了!
懂了吗?
当有个人爱上你,而你也觉得他不错。
那并不代表你会选择他。
*我们总说:我要找一个你很爱很爱的人,才会谈恋爱。
但是当对方问你,怎样才算是很爱很爱的时候,
你可能无法回答他,因为你自己也不知道。

*没错,我们总是以为,我们会找到一个自己很爱很爱的人。
可是後来,当我们猛然回首,我们才会发觉自己曾经多么天真。
假如从来没有开始,你怎么知道自己会不会很爱很爱那个人呢?
其实,很爱很爱的感觉,是要在一起经历了许多事情之後才会发现的。
或许每个人都希望能够找到自己心目中百分之百的伴侣,
但是你有没有想过在你身边会不会早已经有人默默对你付出很久了,只是你没发 觉而已呢?
所以,还是仔细看看身边的人吧!
他或许已经等你很久喽!

*当你爱一个人的时候,爱到八分绝对刚刚好。
所有的期待和希望都只有七八分;剩下两三分用来爱自己。
如果你还继续爱得更多,很可能会给对方沉重的压力,让彼此喘不过气来, 完全丧失了爱情的乐趣。

*所以请记住,
喝酒不要超过六分醉,
吃饭不要超过七分饱,
爱一个人不要超过八分

*那天朋友问我:到底该怎么做才算是爱一个人呢?
我笑著跟他说:其实每个人的爱情观都不一样,说对了叫开导,但就怕说错反倒变成误导。那就糟糕了!

*如果你也正在为爱迷惘,或许下面这段话可以给你一些启示:
爱一个人,要了解,也要开解;
要道歉,也要道谢;
要认错,也要改错;
要体贴,也要体谅;
是接受,而不是忍受;
是宽容,而不是纵容;
是支持,而不是支配;
是慰问,而不是质问;
是倾诉,而不是控诉;
是难忘,而不是遗忘;
是彼此交流,而不是凡事交代;
是为对方默默祈求,
而不是向对方诸多要求;
可以浪漫,但不要浪费;
可以随时牵手,但不要随便分手。


Good Jokes ~












Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father

has $10 and you ask him for $6,

how much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!


Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your

results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my

report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong

Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.


Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I

know the right answer one ???


Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !



Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born lo!


Teacher: Simon, your composition on

'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.

Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!



Father: Your teacher says she finds it

impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!



Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All part of my body lo.



A boy came home from school with his

exam results.
Father: What did you get?
Boy: My marks are under water.
Father: What do you mean 'under water' ?
Boy: They are all below 'C' (sea) level lo.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Before and after famous

These are few very famous artists....





Haha...Guess many don't know who is this in the final photo....This is Mr Loso...^^

Which is most important- wealth, love or success?

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said 'I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat.'

'Is the man of the house home?', they asked.

'No', she replied. 'He's out.'

'Then we cannot come in', they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
'Go tell them I am home and invite them in!'
The woman went out and invited the men in'

'We do not go into a House together,' they replied.


'Why is that?' she asked.

One of the old men explained: 'His name is Wealth,' he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, 'He is Success, and I am Love.' Then he added, 'Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home.'

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. 'How n ice!!', he said. 'Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!'

His wife disagreed. 'My dear, why don't we invite Success?'

Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: 'Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!'

'Let us heed our daughter's advice,' said the husband to his wife.
'Go out and invite Love to be our guest.'
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, 'Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest.'

Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, t he lady asked Wealth and Success: 'I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?'

The old men replied together: 'If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!'

MY WISH FOR YOU...
-Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.
-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it.
-Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength.
-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Some very nice lesson about life.

Click the picture to see the quote on the picture clearer....












Friendship Forever

What would you do if every time you fell in love with someone you had to say good-bye?

What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?

What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness?

What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt?

What would you do if you loved someone more than anything else and you could never have them?

Some people live and some people die

But I want to tell you I love you

That I will always be here for you when and if you need me...

If I died tomorrow, you would be in my heart
forever.

Would I be in yours?

You might be best friends one year, pretty good friends the next year, don't talk that often the next year, and don't want to talk at all the year after that.

So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life.

I truly cherish you.

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為什麼哭 ( 一個真實的故事 )


發生在中國的 一個真實的故事。


~

滿載乘客的長 途客車行馳在盤山公路上。


山間公路上三名 持槍歹徙居然盯上

漂亮的女司 機,強迫中巴停下,

要帶女司機下 車去「玩玩」。


女司機情急呼 救,全車乘客噤若寒蟬。


只有一中年瘦弱 男子應聲奮起,

卻被打傷在 地。這位男子氣極,

奮起大呼全車 人制止暴行,卻無人響應,

任憑女司機被 拖至山林草叢。


半個時辰後,三 歹徒與衣衫不整的女司機

歸來回到車 上。車又將行
~~~
女司機要被打傷 流血的瘦弱男子下車。

男子不肯,僵 持起來。


"
喂,你下車吧,我的車不拉你! "

中年男子急了,說:「你這人怎麼不講道理,

我還救你呢,難道我還錯嗎?」


「你救我?你救我什麼了?」

女司機矢口否認,引得幾個乘客竊笑。


中年男子氣極,恨自已身無大俠之力!

救人未救成,可也不該得此 ~~~
被驅逐下車的 結果呀,他堅決不下。

「再說我買票 了,我有權坐車!」


女司機揚起臉無 情地說:「不下車,我就不開。」


沒想到的是,滿 車剛才還對暴行熟視無睹的乘客們,

卻如剛剛睡醒 般,齊心協力地勸那男子下車:

「你快下去 吧,我們還有事呢,耽擱不起!」


有幾位力大的乘 客
~
甚至想上前拖這 中年男子下車,

使人想起莫泊 桑筆下【羊脂球】的情節。


三個歹徒咧著嘴 笑,得意地笑了。

其中有個黑皮 無賴毫不知恥地說:「哥們把她玩恣了!」

另外兩個歹徒 也胡言亂語:「她是我對象,關你屁事!」


一場爭吵,直 到那男子的行李從車窗扔出,

他隨後被推擠 而下。


汽車又平穩地行 駛在山路上,

女司機掠了一 下頭髮,按響了收音機。


車快到山頂,拐 過彎去就要下山了,

車左側是劈山 開的路,右側是百丈懸崖。


汽車悄悄地加速 了,女司機臉上十分平靜,

雙手緊握著方 向盤,眼睛淌出晶瑩的淚水。


一歹徒似乎覺察 到了什麼,說:

「慢點開,慢 點開,你想幹什麼?
"

女司機並不說話,車速越來越快。

歹徒企圖撲上去搶方向盤,

汽車卻像離弦的箭向懸崖衝去。


第二天,當地報紙報導:伏虎山區
~
昨日發生慘禍,
一中型巴士摔下山崖。
車上司機和十三名乘客無一生還


半路被趕下車的中年人看到報紙哭了,

誰也不知道他哭什麼,為什麼哭?


現在你知道他為什麼哭了嗎?

若你身在當時的情境,你會不會
~
也像那個中年人一樣挺身而出呢?


這才是人心, 這才是正常的社會!


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